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ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

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Anonymous asked: hey! i've been thinking about a nose piercing for a long time but i'm not sure my parents would approve since i'm only 16 and i'm scared about the pain and that it won't look good at me. do you have any advice since you have one and have experience with nose piercings? thanks!

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

It doesn’t hurt! I was 15 when I got mine , so you could tell them that. If you’re really nervous, buy a small pack of body jewels and keep one on your nose for a few days to see how you like the look. Good luck!

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yeigar:

YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK.  THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG

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anifanatical:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

#THERE IS A REASON VULCANS SPENT SO LONG DEVELOPING THE ABILITY TO SUPPRESS THERE EMOTIONS#ONE OF THE MOST DIFFUCULT THINGS YOU CAN DO IN THIS UNIVERSE IS MAKE A VULCAN,EVEN A HALFBREED LOSE CONTROL#BUT IF YOU DO#THERE IS NO POWER IN THIS REALM OF REALITY TO SAVE YOU

#except the potential for your blood to be used to synthesize a super-potion that can save their dead t’hy’la

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